Jerks who park like dicks issued Parking Dickets created by FCB's Peter Vegas and Leisa Wall

Parking Dicket pad.JPGFCB's Peter Vegas and Leisa Wall have created a new product in their spare time to answer what they think is a huge problem.
People who park like dicks.
They've wrapped their hands around the shaft of the issue and come up with Parking Dickets. Now, victims of bad parking can strike back with 13.12cm of flesh coloured justice (13.12cm is the average length of an erect penis).
After issuing the dicket people are encouraged to send their dicket pic to the Dicket Wardens who upload it to the Parking Dickets Website. The website has also been designed to welcome the people who park like dicks with a simple yes or no question (try it out).
Dickets have already penetrated the US, Australia and the UK.
A pad of 20 Dickets is available through the Parking Dickets website and Facebook page


Foote Cone Bell-end said:

What is it with FCB and penises?

Anonymouse said:

Such an unoriginal idea. Revenge on bad parking isn't a new thing.
A better spin on the whole bad parking thing would have been to remove the magnets in the car speakers and then invent a machine that turns the badly parked cars into iron sand which you could then use with the recycled magnets to teach hungry 3rd world children about magnetism.
See you at Cannes.

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